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Funny Phobias

Are you scared of something? If so, congratulations you have a phobia! I was wondering about some strange things to be scared of and then realised that they most probably have a name for them. I can say that I have Acrophobia, which is to have a fear of heights.

Here are the scientific names for some common fears people have, you may already know some of them, but you may not.
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Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arsonphobia - Fear of fire.
Aerophobia - Fear of flying.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.



Then I found some funny fears to have, I have found a way to solve each of these phobias, which is written next to the explanation in bold.

Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth - Don’t eat peanut butter.

Barophobia is the fear of gravity – Get off this planet!

Neophobia is the fear of new things or ideas – I’d suggest building an old time machine and going back a few years.

Euphobia is the fear of hearing good news – Live all alone, have no contact with anyone else, don’t play the lottery and make sure your life is very miserable.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words – Don’t ask anyone what the scientific name is for the fear of long words.

Logizomechanophobia is the fear of computers – if you have this, please leave a comment explaining what the hell you’re doing reading this blog!

I know three people who have globophobia, which is the fear of balloons. Birthday parties must have sucked as a kid with no balloons. So if you know of anyone with a phobia, please leave a comment saying the scientific name or just what they’re scared of.

33 comments:

  1. haha fear of long word
    what if the therapist tell fear-of-long-word patient that "you got Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"?

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  2. the doctor says what i have is anatideaphobia or fear that you are being watched by a duck......
    i donk know how or where it is but i can feel it watching me

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  3. i have colribaphobia which is a fear of my own reflection i see me everywhere where ever i go i cant get away im going crazy

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  4. yes yes you are.... ps whats the fear of black people........... hypothetically.........

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  5. The fear of black people is known as negrophobia.

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  6. i have a fear of ballons popping in my face. anything really i dont even put air in my tires.

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  8. Quick question, if you have Alliumphobia (the fear of garlic), Staurophobia (the fear of crosses or the crucifix), Hagiophobia (the fear of saints or holy things), and Eisoptrophobia (the fear of Mirrors or looking in a mirror), does that make you a vampire? (I got all my info from the phobia list)
    Just wondering... >.<

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  9. the fear of the great mole rat...... dont ask...

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  10. Random, but yeah scientifically that's Zemmiphobia!

    And the vampire comment is clever, made me laugh :)

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  11. UM I HAVE A FEW Autophobia Fear of oneself
    Clinophobia Fear of going to bed
    Eisoptrophobia Fear of mirrors
    Heliophobia Fear of the sun
    Mnemophobia - Fear of Memories
    Somniphobia - Fear of Sleep
    Anthropophobia - Fear of people
    Chronophobia- Fear of time
    Eosophobia- Fear of daylight
    Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams
    (DON'T JUDGE ME)

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  12. all of you are freaks, these arent even real phobias

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  13. I HAVE A PHOBIA OF fannys its really embarresing as i have one and when im on my period it goes everywhere like a mess burger LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ( we were bored at school;D

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  14. i have a phobia of not having a penis in my butt (there must ALWAYS be one in there.)

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  15. I have Luposlipaphobia. The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. not joking. dont judge.

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  16. I have the fear of coconuts

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  17. Triskadekaphobia-fear of the # 13

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  18. I have a fear of stupid people... it's called stupophobia.I'm gonna do a quick test to see if I should be scared of you guys but first I.. (Click here for more)

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  19. I have a fear of being sick, and people being sick near me..

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  20. Triskadekaphobia-fear of the # 13

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  21. UM I HAVE A FEW Autophobia Fear of oneself
    Clinophobia Fear of going to bed
    Eisoptrophobia Fear of mirrors
    Heliophobia Fear of the sun
    Mnemophobia - Fear of Memories
    Somniphobia - Fear of Sleep
    Anthropophobia - Fear of people
    Chronophobia- Fear of time
    Eosophobia- Fear of daylight
    Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams
    (DON'T JUDGE ME)

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  22. i have a phobia of the great mole rat...aka zemmiphobia. i can't sleep at night - the great mole rat will get me.

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  23. I found the fear of palindromes (words spelled the same forwards and backwards,like: racecar) is aibohphobia... It's really cruel.

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  24. I have potterphinopaphobia - the fear of watching harry poTter movies and having a giant tornado take me away and bring me to the land of Oz

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  25. I have a fear of Chickens

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  26. i'm afraid of the drain at the bottom of my pool...im freaked out about getting my toe or finger caught in it and drowning.

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  27. i dont remember what its  called, but i have a slight fear that somewhere, somehow an evil duck is watching me.......i dont like ducks.....

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  28. thats ok, im TERRIFIED of that story, and im not a big fan of mirrors. (im perssonally afraid that an evil duck is watching me.....)

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  29. yes they are and please dont judge.

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  30. well, not necessarily, because those vampires are steriotypes, and all that stuff isnt true. just sayingXD

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  31. anatidaephobia- a fear that somewhere somehow a duck is               watching you

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